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vinebox:

worst pain imaginable

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macklemore:

staff:

gay

:O

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somefagonyourdash:

when ur showing someone a picture on your phone and they try to look through all of your pictures

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whitewhine:

Yeah, the guy sitting quietly and looking out the window sounds like the real asshole in this situation. Not the person judging him for no reason. She definitely isn’t the asshole. UGH, now he’s listening to music! What a piece of human shit.
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whitewhine:

Yeah, the guy sitting quietly and looking out the window sounds like the real asshole in this situation. Not the person judging him for no reason. She definitely isn’t the asshole. UGH, now he’s listening to music! What a piece of human shit.

Like the site? You’ll love the book (probably)

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A classic.

A classic.

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insidiouspie:

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1nflatable-hammers:

The sequel.

WE ARE NOT THAT EASILY OFFENDED!

that last one though…

:(

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captainzaksparro:

Her mouth says yes but her heart says I have to get the chaos emeralds

captainzaksparro:

Her mouth says yes but her heart says I have to get the chaos emeralds

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urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

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cutieringtail:

falmyrion:

queerpong:

“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.

You’re*

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susemoji:

animals-riding-animals:

caterpillar and ladybird riding snail

Off to have an adventure we’ll be back for dinner

susemoji:

animals-riding-animals:

caterpillar and ladybird riding snail

Off to have an adventure we’ll be back for dinner

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shinyjiggly:

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iraffiruse:

Machine Porn

coolest gif set ever

99% perfectly looping photo Gifs :D

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peenslayer:

drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious and, most importantly, drunk. 

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nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

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