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renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

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tup0ck:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

Well free porn sites make all money from ad revenue

Big porn companies (I.e. brazzers, ect) post their OWN videos on free tube sites so they make money from the ad revenue as well as money from the 10 people in the world who buy memberships.

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theonion:

Person Standing Far Away From Burial Must Have Deep, Dark Secret About Deceased
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kennysboat:

you’re not a true gamer until you shove an entire ps4 up your ass

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child-of-this-earth:


A photo I took in the lovely old town of Saarburg in Germany, where there is a waterfall in the middle of the pedestrian area. 

child-of-this-earth:

A photo I took in the lovely old town of Saarburg in Germany, where there is a waterfall in the middle of the pedestrian area. 

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marcjacobsrain:

I CAUGHT ONE THIS LONG DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME SOKKA
THIS
LONG

marcjacobsrain:

I CAUGHT ONE THIS LONG DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME SOKKA

THIS

LONG

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pulpgang:

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

pulpgang:

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

(Source: swag420yolo, via 911official)

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bastille:

*white girl gets learners permit* *posts photo on Instagram, Facebook and snapchat* “watch out roads! Im coming(:”

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solarsenpai:

Insane levels of flex

solarsenpai:

Insane levels of flex

(Source: reblog-gif, via tup0ck)

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  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
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blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

blameaspartame:

"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood …"

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